Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Wedding Night Jokes More Wedding Night Jokes

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.