What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place?

It's where all the pricks hang out.

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What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it.