What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

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What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside