What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants