March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Cottage Cheese Jokes More Cottage Cheese Jokes

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

Cottage Jokes More Cottage Jokes

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants