What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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