What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Cupid Jokes More Cupid Jokes

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks?

One's Cupid stunts...