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What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

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What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

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What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein