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What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

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What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.