What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

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Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

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What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.