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What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.