What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

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Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

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What do you call a black man that summons the dead?

A Nergomancer

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell