What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

White Jokes More White Jokes

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

Nba Jokes More Nba Jokes

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

Pint Jokes More Pint Jokes

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

Little Bit Jokes More Little Bit Jokes

How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

Guinness Jokes More Guinness Jokes

What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.