What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Armenian Genocide Jokes More Armenian Genocide Jokes

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.