Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

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What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

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Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.