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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

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What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

Chump day.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.