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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.