What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People... I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

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What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy?

Uniball

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

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Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!