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What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

What animal never forgets national tragedies?

The nine-elephant

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What do you buy a recently neutered cat?

Spay Roses.

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer