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What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!