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What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza