What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

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Here, hold this.

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Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

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Paypal

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Irish handcuffs.

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

What's black, blue, and red all over?

The Grudge at a rave.