Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.
The library, it’s got the most stories!
A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
Have you tried turning it off and back on?
I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."
Sir
Hold my purse.
Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.
Just Juan.
He needed a place to crash.
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
They have a photogenic memory.
