Burn a question mark on their front lawn.
Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.
We both burn gas.
A Purrgeot.
Drive a bus through a pride parade
High Street, of course.
A bumblegee
Question marks.
Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.
Your lawn won't cut itself.
An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.