What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Why is your face all scratched?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you get a clown off a swing?

Hit him in the face with an Axe

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

What did the cake say to the Pie?

That's sweet, ain't it?