What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Why are the silent majority actually Hillary supporters?

Because they're dead.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.