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Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!

Whats a sugar free drink's favorite abbreviation?

0mg

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

What do you call a singing laptop?

Adele

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other?

Make a mixed tape.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.