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Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield?

Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Why are prison escapees so frustrating?

Because they never finish their s

Whats eazy e's favourite drink?

Kool aids

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.