Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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What's the difference?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

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Hows your incontinence?

Depends.

Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

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What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

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What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off