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Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

Whats your GPA?

James answers: "4 2.4."

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.