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Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

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What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief