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Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

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What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.