Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

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How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

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Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment