Which came first... social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse... the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.