AND which is worse... the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.
Because chicken came to his side.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
Turkey
There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.
Parker gets paid for his selfies.
Didn't you know you were taking the picture
Instagran
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.
American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant
"Nobody's perfect!"
Anticlimactic