Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

What is a snowman's favorite book?

War and Frozen Peas!

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What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What's a Hindu?

It lays iggs.

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What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

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Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know