Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

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Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

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How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

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What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

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Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"

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Why are police officers bad at Billiards?

They hit eight ball first because it was black.

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards