Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

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Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

Why does everyone like the KKK?

Cause they're the best!

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What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!