Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

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Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

What is a Christians Favorite Insect?

The Praying Mantis

Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.