Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

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Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.