Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

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A condom

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Pork is haram

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GERMANY!!!!

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Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

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Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

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Feed it laxatives.