All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.
Because he was going *to fast*!
Its Lamb
To avoid the draft!
Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.
Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.
The license number of the car that hit him.
Tourists
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
Karma chameleon
