Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Previous Random Joke Next

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

How do you know the toothbrush was made in France?

Anywhere else it would've been the "teethbrush"

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.