Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!

France Jokes More France Jokes

Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

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Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.