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Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Who do you call when your spacebar doesn't work?

A space engineer!

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Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.