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Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Sunscribe.

Why did the stoner cross the road?

Who else would follow a chicken

France Jokes More France Jokes

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.