Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

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What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Whats the problem with feminist picnics?

None of them make the sandwiches.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

How do you fix a broken chimp?

With a monkeywrench.

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How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.