Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Whole Foods ME: Hi CLERK: Hello ME: Do you...uh CLERK: Do we what?

ME: Do you have any...uh CLERK: Go on ME: Do you have any Half Foods

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Flavor Jokes More Flavor Jokes

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.