Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

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What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

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What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

Magazine Jokes More Magazine Jokes

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues