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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking