Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

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What do Lebron James and James Brown have in common?

They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

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How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

With an en croissant

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.