He pulled his hamstring!
Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
He was trying to bust a move
Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!
Throw a tin of beans in there..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener.....
We're raising mashed potatoes.
Heavy!
He had a problem with his hamstring.
The hamstring.