Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

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What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

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Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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Why did the butcher die?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again?

His EKG ain't got no rythym

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.