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What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

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S Jokes More S Jokes

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!