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What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead