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What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats Brown and... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

P p

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did one boat say to the other?

Are you up for a little row-mance

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.