What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole