What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

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What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

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You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.