A comickaze
Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.
Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.
An elf driving car
Te-quil-a
You better not make a habit out of this.
Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
He left his foot on the accelerator.
Because it crashes all the time.
.........
...but you might not get it.
Too soon.
The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.
Plane.
Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.