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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

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What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

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How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.