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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

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What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!