Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

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Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*