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Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Pubic Hair Jokes More Pubic Hair Jokes

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui