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Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Pubic Hair Jokes More Pubic Hair Jokes

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui