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Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

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How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Pubic Hair Jokes More Pubic Hair Jokes

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*