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Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

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Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

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Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.

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Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

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What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.

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What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.