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Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

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Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

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Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

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Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Badge Jokes More Badge Jokes

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*