How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

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What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

How do werewolves mark their territory?

Lycanthropee

Cosplay Jokes More Cosplay Jokes

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What do you call it when cosine plays?

Cos(play)

Badge Jokes More Badge Jokes

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!