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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!"?

A dog with a hair lip

Cosplay Jokes More Cosplay Jokes

What do you call it when cosine plays?

Cos(play)

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

Badge Jokes More Badge Jokes

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*