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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

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What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up

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What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

Asks his wife. "31 black"

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

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Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

What did Tommy Wiseau say when he got an A on his final?

Oh, hi Marks!

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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What do you call it when cosine plays?

Cos(play)

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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.