Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
Squish it in your hand.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny
The dead cat has skid marks around it.
Because my marks are all 'E's.
Cos(play)
He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.
A CABBAGE!
