Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

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How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.