Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

Baker Hand Jokes More Baker Hand Jokes

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.