Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Genocide Jokes More Genocide Jokes

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!