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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger!

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes More Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Fitter Jokes More Fitter Jokes

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Cross Fitter Jokes More Cross Fitter Jokes

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.