What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

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What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?

Something that goes straight for the juggler!

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How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

Roommates

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