They all "Feel The Burn!"
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"
Because they drink it before it's cool.
Someone that didn't take it out in time.
A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.
Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
A play on warts
Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
Udderly useless.
Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.
Roommates
To win dough.
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.