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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!

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Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

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What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

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What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"