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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

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What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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Why does repost always get to the top?

Most people reddit before

What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?

Reposts

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What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you tell them apart?

Don't worry. They'll tell you.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"