Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.