Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

He was hit by a bus

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get a Charizard on a bus?

You Pokémon!

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?