Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

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How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

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What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

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What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

Does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

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What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.