Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

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What did the vertebrate say to the invertebrate?

Always thought you was a bit spineless.

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

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How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

What is commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

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Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three?

Because they can't even

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What's worse than a moron?

A lessoff.

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.