Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

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How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

Da Rude Sandstorm Jokes More Da Rude Sandstorm Jokes

What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm