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Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

Compare Jokes More Compare Jokes

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

Da Rude Sandstorm Jokes More Da Rude Sandstorm Jokes

What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

What do you call a sandstorm that won't go away?

Da rude sandstorm