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Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

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What's older than sand?

The reposts on reddit.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

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What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

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Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

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What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

What do you call a sandstorm that won't go away?

Da rude sandstorm