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Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

Compare Jokes More Compare Jokes

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

Da Rude Sandstorm Jokes More Da Rude Sandstorm Jokes

What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm