Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

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Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

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What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

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How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

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Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm